कालका मेल me potu

date:10 july.................. subah ke 9 baje ..........potu  kalka train me baith ke kanpur chala aa raha tha..... sath me uske 2 jigari sathi..... are nokia 3110c aur compac ka laptop tha........ tabhi achanak TT  ne Ticket chaking chalu kar di....
potu:apann.. railway adhikari ka ladka hai apann ke paas paas hai.......
TT:acha-2 dikhao??? are ye paas to pichale mahine expire ho gaya hai TT ne chilate hue kaha......
potu:haan wo phir banwana tha.......
TT: ye sab muche kuch nahi pata ab hathkadi lagegi........
potu:"you dont know???? now i am calling to my ucle........ ab teri naukari jayegi....."
TT:"ye subah subah kisase pala pad gaya....."
potu:"Beep beep ************ tum jaise aage piche ghumante hai........"
 time: 10'O clock speed 106 km/h....... place fathepur......
TT:aaj subah-2 mood kharab ho gaya...
train driver: bol yaar kya ho gaya hai???
TT: train me 1 ladka hai pareshaan kar diya hai subah se...............
driver: lo tum train chalao me dekhata hu.......kaun ladka hai...... me bhi balli bhai hu...... driver se pahele bhaigiri ka dhandha tha...
TT: par muche train chlana nahi aata hai??/
driver: are kuch nahi karna hai bas.... apne aap chalti.... hai.... pas kabhi-2 ye black handle ghasitana padta hai jab kuch samne aajaye to ye break hai..............
TT:ok....
driver: oye chokare...... kaha ka rehane wala hai suna hai tu bada TT ko tang karleraha... hai???
potu:apaan kahi ka bhi rehane wala ho.... apann tum logo ki job le lega.....
driver: oye tu to bilkul mere chote bhai ki tarah bolta hai .......
TT: bohat der ho gayi driver aaya nahi......... ye train ke samane kya aagaya hai......are ye to NAAG hai ab me kya karu???????????

black break lagata hu.............par train naag ki puch ke upar chad gayi aur jordaar awaaj ke sath palat gayi......
potu: ye apann kaha fas gaya.... apann ko kuch nazar nahi aa raha............mauke par pahuche villegers ne potu ko bahar nikalne ki kosis ki par kaamyaab na ho sake................
Potu: lagta hai ab apaan bachega nahi.........
tabhi mauke par tenaat Inspector batista apane saathi dal ke saath bhaag kar pahuche ..... par apane mote ho chuke sarir  aur  pet baahar nikanle ke kaaran train ki bogi me chad na sake tab unko apni wife ki baat yaad aarahi thi ki kisi din bahar nikale pet ki vajay se nukari gavani padegi.....
           aakir kaar ek BABA ne gas katar se kaat ke potu ko fauran bahar nikala....par potu ki haalat thik na hone ke karan helat hospital le jaya gaya jaha pe Rahul Ghandhi ke saath aaye DR. tyagi ne Health checkup kar potu ko healthy ghosit kar diya.........
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