Saturday 11 June 2011

1.sadhu batista ke kamandal me kauua...........

          BABA Ram dev ke ansan ke 15 din beet chuke the..desh bhar me 15 aug. jaisa mahool tha.... jagah-2 par....."aye mere pyare vatan " jaise deshbhaki ke geeto se mahool garm tha...... aise me inspekatar.... batista bhi apni naukari se chutti le kar....ansan ke liye chal diya...... kyuki sab log tane dete the ki kha kha ke mota ho gaya hai..... batista ne socha chale 2-4 din khana na sahi...isi bhanane jantar mantar  to ghumane ko milega.......
             vahi baba RAM dev ne ek baar phir delhi ka rukh kar diya tha unke saath laakho logo ka jan saillab tha..... "Bachiya", "ANdha pyar", pepsodent sabhi log baba ki jaikaar laga rahe the..... kuch "MITHE" log bhi bheed me samil the jinka dil me kuch aur tha jabaan me kuch aur..........
          baba ke saath APOLO Hospital ke varist doctor "tyaagi" bhi the... jo har pal baba ke helth par nazar banaye hue the.... batista ne bhi bhgawa rang ka vastra pena hua tha , gale me rudrach ki mala aur hatho me kamandal.......akhir batista aur baba dono jantar mantar pahuch gaye..............
    BABA ne jaise hi batista ko dekha ....ve mand mand muskuraye unhone socha.... agar ise stage par bula le to suracha ka bhi khatra nahi rahega......baba ne ungali se batista ki aur ishara kiya aur use manch ki aur aane ko kaha......ab to mediya ke saare camera batista ki aur the.... batista ab baba ke bilkul sameep baitha tha....
baba ne batista se pucha "beta ansan par ho??? kab tak karoge ansan???"
batista"haan baba.....main hu..aakhiri saans tak karuga ansa..."

dheere dheere ab mediya ka dhyaan sirf batista ki aur yha uska prabhaavshali bhaasan.... logo ku lubha raha tha......baba ko achank bhir haridyaar jana pada ...... par jantar mantar ki bheed ne to jaise hatane ka naam hi nahi liya....
         aaj batista ke ansan ka 51 va din tha par uske chehare me to pehale din jaisa tez tha.....Dr. tyagi bhi hairaan the aakhire koi itane din tak bina khye tandarust  kaise reh sakta hai??????
 ab to har roj logo ka huzum badta ja raha tha....... desh bhar me hi nahi balki china, japaan, america,rushia,,,,na jane kitane desho se log yaha aa rahe the.....

ab to 151 din ho chale the aakhir sabhi desho ke logo ke precident ne india ke PM par dabaav daal ke baat maane  ko kaha.....PM ne kaha hum sadhu batista ki sabhi shart mante par me ye jana chahuga ki aakhir itane dino tak ye jeevat kaise hai..... iski jaanch ke liye BRITEN ke mashoor expert "er.potu" ko india bulaya gaya..... jab potu ne dekha ki batisa ke paas kamandal ke shiva kuch nahi hai...jaise hi potu ne kamandal ke andar dekha to usme kauaaa "samose liye hue baitha tha...."
       ab ye raaz duniya ke samane aa chuka tha ki batista  ka paaltu kauaa roz kahi  se pizza, samosa, bargar,sanwitch batisata ke liye lata tha aise to vo 10 year tak maze se reh sakta tha...............
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