5.Dk aur Time machnine

 aaj batista ,naag, potu,sbhi bade khush the aakhir khush kyu na hote aaj pehali baar dk ne sbhi ko party me apane ghar par bhulaya tha.......potu ne to dopahar se hi shaving kara ke party me jane ki taiyyari kar li thi....
     aakhir vo pal bhi aa gaya shaam ke 7 bajte hi "aandhi aayi aandhi aayi....bhaag bhaag " jaise garmagarm geeto ke saath party start hui..... naag coldrink ka glass le kar tehal raha tha,,,,,
   tabhi potu ki awaaj sunai di "batista ,naag jaldi aao..." potu ek room par kisi hero puck jaisi gaadi me baidha chilla raha tha..........

.potu ne kaha lagta hai dk ne cycle banai hai....batista ne potu ki baat beech me hi kaatate hua bola chala to paaoge nahi....potu ne horn wali batan tabai par ye kya......batista naag potu ko machine le udi.... naag chilaya ye to bharat ratan vijeta ki khoj time machine hai........
     potu,naag,batista achanak ek gaav me pahuch jate hai.....potu... ne ek gaav vale se pucha bhaiya ye kaun sa gaav hai.... ye lahoor hai....
potu:lahoor to pakistaan me hai???
villeger: babu ye pakistaan kya hai....potu ka matha chakraya aur usane villeger ke haath me pakda news paper maga.... batista ne date padi....25 june 1920...... main heading "gandhi ji satayagray par"...... naag aur batista ko mazra samajhte hue zara bhi der nahi lagi...............
potu":ab apan kya karega??? gore angrezo ne jail me daal diya to???? "
   kisi tara ek din guzara..... raat bhar bhuke pait teeno ne plateform me guzari..... aur subah hote hi batista aur dono sathiyo ne  pait ki aag bujhane ke liye neel ki kheti ki.....

shaam hote  pata chala ki angrez adikari scott ki teen logo ne hatya kar di.....
potu:"appaaan ko darrrr lag raha kahi apan teeno ko hi na pakad le........" aur hua bhi yahi.....do angrezo ne teeno ko dekh liya ......aur chillaya ye to scott ke katil hai.....
naag to bhaag kar bil me chup gaya ...... aur
 batista ne apne jor daar prahaar se batista  ne ek gore ko maut ke ghaat utaar diya... par potu pakad gaya...
apaann ne kisi ko nahi mara.....par poto ko jail me band kar diya gaya..... potu ki ye halat dekh kar batista aur naag kafi chintit the...
   aakir judge ne potu ko sazaye maut ki saza di.... aur taarikh tay hui 28 june 1920..... potu ne mann hi mann socha kash apann java class miss karke dk ki party me na jata.....
  vo pal bhi aakhir aa gaya ...."jallad" ko dekhar potu chunk gaya "dr.tyagi"...

jallad ne banana  ke  chilke se rassi majboot ki.......pur pucha koi aakiri khoish ???????
potu:"apan ko g-talk me chat karna hai.... last time"
jallad:"ye sab kya bata raha hai "....
naag aur batista jail ke bahar the....batista ne naag ko samjate hue kaha"...

aur jallad batista ne potu ko faasi  ka fanda gale me daal diya.........

aur jelar se hukum pate hi jallad ne ...aankho se girane ka isara kiya........

par ye kya fanda to khali ho chuka tah aur potu,batista aur naag phir se apne ko hero puck jaise machine me baitha hua paya...paas khada dk muskura raha tha............. potu chilaya dk....dk....dkkkkkkkkk..........ye hum phir 2011 me aa gaye me bach gaya...........hureeeeee bhaag bhaag bhaaggggg...........