Ek Tha HR

ye story ek private engineering  college ke  management ke problem ko batati h.....  chaliye padhte h.......



chair men to TPO: sep. khatam hone ko h aur koi company nhi aayi h ... ye 4th yaer vale hungama katenge phir agale year admistion bhi to lene h... oct  start me sab college vale HR ki advance booking kar dete h... aur tum ho....

TPO: ne baat beech me hi katate hue kaha sir... aap chinta na kare me kal hi centar park jake kuch intezaam karta hu....
 
Next Day....
Place :Sastri nagr centar Park Raam lila
TPO: are Gaon vale suno yaha sugriva ka kirdaar kaun nibhata h?
Gaon Vala: saheb vo Bargad ke ped ke niche jo Puch ko lapet raha h vahi h.....
TPO: dhaynvaad...


TPO: are sugriva .. tumhare liye kaam tha kal mere colg. aana h...
Sugriva; babu ji meri kal ki date to dusare colg. me fix h.....

TPO: bt maine to placement Portal me daal diya h...Kal ke liye Big Placement drive Vedicon...
sugriva: are sir to cancel ka daal dijiye ki postponed ho gayi h HR ka accident ho gya h ...ab sir apko itna batana padega kya aap bhi to pehale "Pared Ramlila mandali me the"

TPO: hummmmm wo to tha kafi time ho gya h.... acha to Phir 3 din baad ki date rakhe...?
Sugriva: Done.....

TPO: ye tumhari Script hai ache se tiyari kar lena ......3000rs dunga na ek kam na ek jayda lana lejana Nasta free...ok... Ye kahte hue TPO... cahle gye...

sugriva : Kyu na is role ke liye apne bhai ko bhej de...jo ramadevi raam lila mandali me hunmaan ka role nibha rha h....

Hnumaan: Humne ye english ke dilogue nahi yaad hue h....
sugriva; hosala rakho ho jayega ....aur haan 3-4 office UK,USA me batna na bhulna ....

 Aakhir vo din aa gya seminaar hall full.... sab engineer shirt pent black shoe me baithe... girls bhi formal dress me baithi thi... 9 baje ki timing thi bt karte -2 1 baje hanumaan ki entery taliyon ke bech ho gyi....
Hanumaan: Good After noon.....
studetnt; gud noon
Hanumaan: oh.. You dont hav breakfast ? I say Good Afternoon!!!!!!!!1
aur is tarah ek good imprestion ke sath student ke dil me ek jagah bana li... aakhir raamlila ka manzha khiladi tha...
aur iske baad hanumaan ne pucha ... any question.... ek ladki ne pucha sir....which technology ur company have work?
ab hamesa hanumaan role nibhane vale baal brahmchari ladki ki awaz sunte hi sare dilog bhul gye  aur muh se nikala "sita mata FAL khaibooooo"